Tracey Grimshaw, Gordon Ramsey & Kevin Rudd race to the bottom of the barrel...

OK, so Tracey Grimshaw was offended by something Gordon Ramsey said that was unsubstantiated.
Tracey Grimshaw hosts a show called A Current Affair, which you can learn a lot about if you remove 2 “r’s” and an “e” from the word Current.
Now if you’d like to see a little of the journalistic integrity presented by Tracey and her “program”, you can read about just a few of the times that ACA has broken the broadcasting code or been sued for putting to air false or erroneous stories here:
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/stories/s303826.htm
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/swim-coach-sues-aca-over-teenage-girl-report/2005/11/01/1130720517686.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/18/2193234.htm
http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=211294
http://www.smh.com.au/national/we-didnt-fake-it-diving-couple-sue-20090607-bzvd.html

These are just five examples of the brilliant, well-researched reporting the show represents.

Just because he made a few million dollars out of Bird Flu doesn't mean he's not an honest, ethical person...

This is a real and serious disease, just ask Rummy.

And just in case you thought that was an “ethical faux pas”, check out Rummy’s real estate.

Russell Crowe and Terri Irwin have united to save the universe from peole who aren't as smart as them...

In a continuation of his brilliant scientific career, New Zealand actor Russell Crowe has told US chat-show host David Letterman that everyone should sign a petition to “save” some of terri Irwin’s real estate from the EVIL of a Queensland mining company.

The property under debate was bought by the Federal Government for $6.3 Million and GIVEN to the “Irwin Family Trust”, 2 years AFTER the company Cape Alumina was given permission to mine in the area. Cape Alumina have carried out 3 separate environmental impact studies – with another yest to be completed – on the effects of their proposed bauxite mine in the area now known as “Steve’s Place” to honour the deceased animal molester and national hero (of America).

The beautiful and very un-lion-haired Deltra Goodrem has a sore throat... but not from sucking at all...

Suppose you were organising the Australian Grand Prix for 2009, the very race that starts the season, and you needed some top Australian “talent” to perform the National Anthem at the beginning of the race.

Luckily, a certain “star” of the Australian ARIA Award Industry Music Industry makes contact with you weeks before the event and offers her “oral services”. With so many things to organise, at least now you can relax about this particular part of the proceedings. In return you offer her and her “celebrity” partner $7000 worth of hospitality, accommodation and catering at the event.

Deltra's lion-hair performs for Mark Webber, who lost the race due to disappointment with Deltra's absence...

K.Rudd meets B.Obama in his own pants. Obama seems to think Kev is a pretty cute little fella...

In the TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE and in-no-way-forseeable financial crisis that has struck our western world down like a black plague epidemic, there are few heroes.

Luckily (for all of us), one of those heroes is the Honourable K. Rudd P.M Esquire.

By simply meeting with the new arse to kiss in Washington the President of the United States of Texas, Kev was able to avert the current financial crisis and garantee that it will never happen again.

In order to stop himself using too many acronyms during their meeting, our over-generous and glorious leader took full responsibility for the financial crisis… blending all of his acronyms nicely into one easy-to-remember version.

PETA celebrities really know their stuff. Shown are some of the celebrity molls who think they know more than scientists or farmers...

South Korean manufacturing giant, Kukdong has joined a growing list of retailers and manufacturers who refuse to use Australian wool because the animal molestation rights group PETA use celebrities in their campaign against the practise of Mulesing.

So now the companies that believe celebrities and hysterical hippie activists over farmers and scientists are: Nike, Gap, Marks & Spence, Hugo Boss, Abercrombie & Fitch, Timberland, H&M, American Eagle, Columbia Sports Wear and Liz Claiborne.

PETA’s brilliant campaign website, http://www.savethesheep.com has all sorts of fabulous pictures pointing out the cruelty of the Australian wool industry for both it’s live-export trade as well as the mulesing business. Mulesing is the process which farmers use to protect their sheep from fly-strike, involving cutting folds of skin away from the sheeps bum-hole.

Mercedes Corby on the cover of Ralph (which means to vomit). No airbrushes were used in the making of Mercedes' beauty...

You remember Mercedes Corby, right? She’s the elegant, graceful sister of Australia’s former-favourite marijuana smuggler, Schapelle (who is, herself, very elegant and graceful). And now, her elegance and grace have been noticed and smeared all over the front of the tasteful gentleman’s magazine, Ralph.
Smeared, readers.

If you need a bit of reminding, Mercedes is the Corby moll young lady who fought desperately to expound her sister Schapelle’s innocence during her trial… mainly by yelling racist obscenities and whinging to the Australian press.

But that was before she started doing the rounds of paid interviews, benefiting from her sister’s incarceration in Bali for smuggling counterfeit boogie-boards.

The morbidly obese Australian is certainly not to blame for their massive, disgustingness. It was McDonalds that made them do it...

A recent study by UPI revealed that Australia is the fattest country in the world, prompting the Federal Government to run a huge advertising campaign educating Australians about the size of their arses under the banner of “National Health”. This is because obesity is bad for you.

So in order to stay nice and consistent in their public health message, the Federal Government has been asked by “health experts” to review the average seating capacity requirements for public buses – currently the seating requirement is for 65kg for an average person – the “experts” would like it revised up to 72kg per person because Australians are so disgustingly fat.