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	<title>MIKETRON Blog &#187; Celebrities</title>
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	<description>Australia's secret weapon in the War on Terra</description>
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		<title>Rove McAnus&#8217; muppet may be a copyright infringement&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hey Hey its Racism!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fact that they have let Daryl Somers back on TV is bad enough for our country&#8217;s apparent intelligence levels, but the incredibly dated-looking Hey Hey It&#8217;s Saturday reunion specials (played on Wednesday nights, obviously) are even worse.
On Last night&#8217;s show, nobody thought to stop a &#8216;red faces&#8217; act going to air where the participants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jackie O is a gobsmacking munter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[A Good Head For Radio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official: Jackie O has the most appropriately suited head to being a radio host in the entire Universe.
Kyle Sandilands is EXCEPTIONALLY ugly, don&#8217;t get us wrong, but it&#8217;s clear to anyone with eyes that Jackie O &#8216; Munthead is the clear winner in this years competition.
Scientists have actually proven that you can see her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kyle sandilands talks about being raped on air&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/kyle-sandilands-talks-about-being-raped-on-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kylie Sandilands has shocked the media by speaking out about his controversial group-sex with every single football player in Australia.
He says he didn&#8217;t like it and that it was non-consentual &#8211; but staff heard him bragging about it around the water cooler the day after the incident.
You can tell he ws asking for it, anyway&#8230;



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		<title>The Life &amp; Times of Turdball&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gordon Ramsey &amp; Tracey Grimshaw vie for ultimate irrelevance&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/meat-heads/gordon-ramsey-tracey-grimshaw-vie-for-ultimate-irrelevance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so Tracey Grimshaw was offended by something Gordon Ramsey said that was unsubstantiated.
Tracey Grimshaw hosts a show called A Current Affair, which you can learn a lot about if you remove 2 &#8220;r&#8217;s&#8221; and an &#8220;e&#8221; from the word Current.
Now if you&#8217;d like to see a little of the journalistic integrity presented by Tracey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matthew Johns is asking for it&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/matthew-johns-is-asking-for-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 07:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<title>Russell Crowe and Terri Irwin team up to save the entire Universe&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/meat-heads/russell-crowe-and-terri-irwin-team-up-to-save-the-entire-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a continuation of his brilliant scientific career, New Zealand actor Russell Crowe has told US chat-show host David Letterman that everyone should sign a petition to &#8220;save&#8221; some of terri Irwin&#8217;s real estate from the EVIL of a Queensland mining company.
The property under debate was bought by the Federal Government for $6.3 Million and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Delta Goodrem fails to suck at the Australian Grand Prix&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/delta-goodrem-fails-to-suck-at-the-australian-grand-prix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suppose you were organising the Australian Grand Prix for 2009, the very race that starts the season, and you needed some top Australian &#8220;talent&#8221; to perform the National Anthem at the beginning of the race.
Luckily, a certain &#8220;star&#8221; of the Australian ARIA Award Industry Music Industry makes contact with you weeks before the event and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Molls on Mulesing: Asian retail giant bows to PETA&#8217;s celebrity idiocy and stops using Australian wool&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[South Korean manufacturing giant, Kukdong has joined a growing list of retailers and manufacturers who refuse to use Australian wool because the animal molestation rights group PETA use celebrities in their campaign against the practise of Mulesing.
So now the companies that believe celebrities and hysterical hippie activists over farmers and scientists are: Nike, Gap, Marks [...]]]></description>
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