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	<title>MIKETRON Blog &#187; Crime</title>
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	<description>Australia's secret weapon in the War on Terra</description>
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		<title>Vigilantes of the South Seas require immediate Government protections&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/meat-heads/vigilantes-of-the-south-seas-require-immediate-government-protections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right folks. Those wacky whale lovers of the Sea Shepherd organisation need our help. After taking the law into their own hands and sailing around the Southern Ocean attempting to terrorize the Japanese whaling fleet into ceasing all activities, these poor, completely innocent activists are crying foul over collisions between theirs and the Japanese [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australian Jockeys threaten to walk off job if they aren&#8217;t allowed to be cruel to horses&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australian Jockeys are upset that people want to stop them from blowing out their horses&#8217; brains in order to win races. For people so tiny, they sure love the animal cruelty!
New rules being bandied around the Aussie Horse Racing industry (see problem gambling for more info) would make it not as acceptable for the little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kyle sandilands talks about being raped on air&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/kyle-sandilands-talks-about-being-raped-on-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kylie Sandilands has shocked the media by speaking out about his controversial group-sex with every single football player in Australia.
He says he didn&#8217;t like it and that it was non-consentual &#8211; but staff heard him bragging about it around the water cooler the day after the incident.
You can tell he ws asking for it, anyway&#8230;



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		<title>Free Schapelle&#8230; with every boogie board&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/the-ugly/free-schapelle-with-every-boogie-board/</link>
		<comments>http://www.miketron.com/the-ugly/free-schapelle-with-every-boogie-board/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 04:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<title>Watch out for the sneezing swine-birds!</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/politics/watch-out-for-the-sneezing-swine-birds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 07:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a real and serious disease, just ask Rummy.
And just in case you thought that was an &#8220;ethical faux pas&#8221;, check out Rummy&#8217;s real estate.



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		<title>Matthew Johns is asking for it&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/matthew-johns-is-asking-for-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.miketron.com/sport/matthew-johns-is-asking-for-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 07:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mercedes Corby &#8220;graces&#8221; the front of Ralph magazine in a bikini. All airbrushes in Australia now exhausted&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/the-ugly/mercedes-corby-graces-the-front-of-ralph-magazine-in-a-bikini-all-airbrushes-in-australia-now-exhausted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You remember Mercedes Corby, right? She&#8217;s the elegant, graceful sister of Australia&#8217;s former-favourite marijuana smuggler, Schapelle (who is, herself, very elegant and graceful). And now, her elegance and grace have been noticed and smeared all over the front of the tasteful gentleman&#8217;s magazine, Ralph.
Smeared, readers.
If you need a bit of reminding, Mercedes is the Corby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proceeds of Crime: Peter Costello sells his book&#8230; David Hicks doesn&#8217;t&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/the-ugly/proceeds-of-crime-peter-costello-sells-his-book-david-hicks-doesnt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>miketron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So unless you haven&#8217;t seen the news in the last few weeks, Peter Costello is selling a book.
You can tell when an Australian politician is selling a book because they use our Political System and media outlets to drum up interest and potential sales revenue.
While some of you may think that sort of thing as [...]]]></description>
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