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		<title>Melbourne Cup 2009 &#8211; bogans dressed as mutton eating lamb&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Australian Jockeys threaten to walk off job if they aren&#8217;t allowed to be cruel to horses&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australian Jockeys are upset that people want to stop them from blowing out their horses&#8217; brains in order to win races. For people so tiny, they sure love the animal cruelty!
New rules being bandied around the Aussie Horse Racing industry (see problem gambling for more info) would make it not as acceptable for the little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kyle sandilands talks about being raped on air&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kylie Sandilands has shocked the media by speaking out about his controversial group-sex with every single football player in Australia.
He says he didn&#8217;t like it and that it was non-consentual &#8211; but staff heard him bragging about it around the water cooler the day after the incident.
You can tell he ws asking for it, anyway&#8230;



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		<title>Matthew Johns is asking for it&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 07:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Delta Goodrem fails to suck at the Australian Grand Prix&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suppose you were organising the Australian Grand Prix for 2009, the very race that starts the season, and you needed some top Australian &#8220;talent&#8221; to perform the National Anthem at the beginning of the race.
Luckily, a certain &#8220;star&#8221; of the Australian ARIA Award Industry Music Industry makes contact with you weeks before the event and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zoo Weekly &#8220;readers&#8221; confirm everybody&#8217;s opinions of them with &#8220;50 most hated&#8221; list&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.miketron.com/sport/zoo-weekly-readers-confirm-everybodys-opinions-of-them-with-50-most-hated-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charles Darwin was wrong.
Natural selection has been proven to be incorrect, once and for all.
The fact is, if evolutionary processes were at work that forced the extinction of weaker, less-adapted species, then there simply could not be an audience for magazines like &#8220;Zoo Weekly&#8221;.
And if you need further proof than our word (as if!), then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamsyn Lewis comes dead last&#8230; Too busy policing drug cheats to win&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just 2 weeks after pre-emptively accusing the entire world of cheating against her, Australian track moll, Tamsyn Lewis has placed DEAD LAST in her qualifying heat at the Beijing Olympics.
It&#8217;s all a bit of a surprise, really. Oh, except for the fact that Tamsyn Loser has never won an individual medal in her life before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aussie Sportsmanship: Tamsyn Lewis accuses everyone who beats her of cheating before the race&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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So your going to the Olympics. You&#8217;ve spent your whole life training, missing out on all the fun that other kids had growing up because you were concentrating on being the best of the best.
You&#8217;ve worked hard and risen up through the ranks to become a world class athlete, overcoming innumerable challenges and injuries along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sonny Bill Williams adds nails to Rugby League&#8217;s Coffin &#8211; moves to France for the post-modernism&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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In case you wanted to read or watch some actual news this week, you would have noticed that Sonny Bill Williams managed to outrage our entire country just by taking a job for more money in France.
And we have troops at war in two different countries.
Unfortunately for Rugby League and it&#8217;s enormous number of fans, [...]]]></description>
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