Archive for the ‘The Ugly’ Category

Pauline Hanson: consistent and un-hypocritical as ever…

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Always staying on message and never confused. Pauline Hanson become an immigrant in a country with "hardly any immigrants"...

Always staying on message and never confused. Pauline Hanson become an immigrant in a country with "hardly any immigrants"...

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Tony Abbott, completely sane…

Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Tony Abbott: no frills

Tony Abbott: no frills

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Melbourne Cup 2009 – bogans dressed as mutton eating lamb…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009
Bart Cummings, national hero (taxed) / Pablo Escobar, international criminal (un-taxed)...

Bart Cummings, national hero (taxed) / Pablo Escobar, international criminal (un-taxed)...

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Hey Hey its Racism!

Thursday, October 8th, 2009
Why don't people think things that were funny a hundred years ago are funny now?

Why don't people think things that were funny a hundred years ago are funny now?

The fact that they have let Daryl Somers back on TV is bad enough for our country’s apparent intelligence levels, but the incredibly dated-looking Hey Hey It’s Saturday reunion specials (played on Wednesday nights, obviously) are even worse.

On Last night’s show, nobody thought to stop a ‘red faces’ act going to air where the participants were dressed in blackface and taking the piss out of the Jackson family – a reprise of their appearance on the show more than 20 years ago.

Somers even apologised saying he “didn’t think” the sketch would be offensive to anyone. Where as he’s usually known for his brilliant mind and razor-sharp insights (see Dancing with the Stars, for examples).

Well, apparently not a lot has changed in Australia in the last 20 years. In today’s news forums, public opinion has been mainly concerned with “political correctness gone mad” and people being able to have a laugh at this sort of thing even though our “national identity” is all about “larrikinism”.

If you ask the UN, who tend to reprimand us pretty regularly over our treatment of the indigenous population (not to mention their standard of life) as well as the fact that we like to lock up children who risk their lives coming to our country seeking asylum, they probably don’t think its all that funny.

So, international tourists – Where the Bloody Hell are you?

Here’s a few links that highlight our “she’ll be white” attitude and the way the international community see us:
http://www.mail-archive.com/recoznet2@paradigm4.com.au/msg00396.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/28/2669997.htm
http://www.nswccl.org.au/issues/hr_violations.php

Talk about Larrikins!

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Jackie O is a gobsmacking munter…

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
With her completely natural and un-reconstructed look, Jackie O ' Munter wins this years most desired award...

With her completely natural and un-reconstructed look, Jackie O ' Munter wins this years most desired award...

It’s official: Jackie O has the most appropriately suited head to being a radio host in the entire Universe.
Kyle Sandilands is EXCEPTIONALLY ugly, don’t get us wrong, but it’s clear to anyone with eyes that Jackie O ‘ Munthead is the clear winner in this years competition.

Scientists have actually proven that you can see her ugliness through the radio.

But nothing bad that ever happens on their “show” is her fault at all – someone with this level of disabling ugliness couldn’t possibly be able to function in society or think of anything on their own.

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Kyle sandilands talks about being raped on air…

Friday, July 31st, 2009
Kyle Sandilands has spoken about the non-consentual gorup-sex that turned him into a fat, talentless, never-was...

Kyle Sandilands has spoken about the non-consentual gorup-sex that turned him into a fat, talentless, never-was...

Kylie Sandilands has shocked the media by speaking out about his controversial group-sex with every single football player in Australia.
He says he didn’t like it and that it was non-consentual – but staff heard him bragging about it around the water cooler the day after the incident.
You can tell he ws asking for it, anyway…

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

The Life & Times of Turdball…

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Kneel before him and behold! Malcolm Turdball: Citizen Cane Toad!

Kneel before him and behold! Malcolm Turdball: Citizen Cane Toad!

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Gordon Ramsey & Tracey Grimshaw vie for ultimate irrelevance…

Thursday, June 11th, 2009
Tracey Grimshaw, Gordon Ramsey & Kevin Rudd race to the bottom of the barrel...

Tracey Grimshaw, Gordon Ramsey & Kevin Rudd race to the bottom of the barrel...

OK, so Tracey Grimshaw was offended by something Gordon Ramsey said that was unsubstantiated.
Tracey Grimshaw hosts a show called A Current Affair, which you can learn a lot about if you remove 2 “r’s” and an “e” from the word Current.
Now if you’d like to see a little of the journalistic integrity presented by Tracey and her “program”, you can read about just a few of the times that ACA has broken the broadcasting code or been sued for putting to air false or erroneous stories here:
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/stories/s303826.htm
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/swim-coach-sues-aca-over-teenage-girl-report/2005/11/01/1130720517686.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/18/2193234.htm
http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=211294
http://www.smh.com.au/national/we-didnt-fake-it-diving-couple-sue-20090607-bzvd.html

These are just five examples of the brilliant, well-researched reporting the show represents.

Gordon Ramsey is a celebrity “chef” who’s shows are exactly the same as every other “reality” restaurant show, and nearly identical to eachother. Oh yeah, he swears a real lot too. And not just for ratings.

Due to accidentally being given skin that is about 20 sizes too big for his body and face, Gordon requires constant ironing.

As for Kevin Rudd, when he’s not watching (and commenting on) TV shows, he alleges to be the leader of our nation.

A comparable argument to the one between Tracey Grimshaw and Gordon Ramsey...

A comparable argument to the one between Tracey Grimshaw and Gordon Ramsey...

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Free Schapelle… with every boogie board…

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Since their as common as house-flys, we're giving away a free Schapelle Corby with every boogie board purchased this month. Comes with BONUS multi-pocket carrying case!

Since their as common as house-flys, we're giving away a free Schapelle Corby with every boogie board purchased this month. Comes with BONUS multi-pocket carrying case!

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis

Matthew Johns is asking for it…

Monday, May 25th, 2009
Sometimes you should really think about the consequences of how you dress and who you go home with... This guy's going to get what he deserves...

Sometimes you should really think about the consequences of how you dress and who you go home with... This guy's going to get what he deserves...

Share this:
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Slashdot
  • TwitThis