The "smiling" Bali Bomber, Amrozi, came in second to Sonny Bill Williams because he "did something that no Aussie should do" and stopped playing Rugby League...

Charles Darwin was wrong.

Natural selection has been proven to be incorrect, once and for all.

The fact is, if evolutionary processes were at work that forced the extinction of weaker, less-adapted species, then there simply could not be an audience for magazines like “Zoo Weekly”.

And if you need further proof than our word (as if!), then take a look at the list of “50 most hated people in the world” that Zoo published this week.

The list includes numerous convicted paedophiles, rightfully despised celebrities and known mass-murderers.

Making the list at number 2 the “smiling” Bali Bomber, Amrozi, was hardly a surprise for a list in any right-wing Australian silicon pamphlet. These are the people who watch A Current Affair or Today/Tonight, remember…

So you, like us, may be just a little surprised to find out that the number one person on the People Zoo Weekly Hates The Most list is Sonny Bill Williams.

To explain, the decision, Zoo editor Paul Merrill told AAP that “Sonny Bill is someone who did something no Australian should do, he ditched his teammates and walked out… We’re calling him Money Bill Williams for scarpering off to another continent just for the cash.”

Some of the other, slightly more justified names on the "50 Most Hated" list...

While Sonny Bill seems to be a piece of crap for doing this, other famous Australians like Nicole Kidman, Baz Luhrmann, Hugh Jackman, Greg Norman, The Irwin Family, The Wiggles, AC/DC, Kylie Minogue, Jet and many more of our “best and brightest” seem to have done the exact same thing… And if we’re not mistaken, these people are talked about with “national pride” and “admiration” – even in toilet paper like Zoo Weekly.

Basically, if you tell people you “read” this magazine, we think its probably time you cut that out and demonstrated your support for Zoo by continuously slamming your head into a brick wall while you flick through the glossy pages and masterbate.

They’ll get the point…

Kevin Rudd aims to bring the nation into the 21st century... With prehistoric creationst fairy-tales...

Today on a Brisbane radio station, our country’s divinely appointed leader was asked to give his argument in favour of the existence of God.

The Prime Minister, as we have seen demonstrated many times, is a rather devout Christian who isn’t afraid to be seen kneeling in front of an altar or two. He gave the following response:

“As you know I’m a believer and I’ve never pretended not to be and I respect those who have no religious belief – it’s a free country…
For me, it’s ultimately the order of the cosmos or what I describe as the creation.
You can’t simply have, in my own judgment, creation simply being a random event because it is so inherently ordered, and the fact that the natural environment is being ordered where it can properly coexist over time.
If you were simply reducing that to mathematically probabilities I’ve got to say it probably wouldn’t have happened.
So I think there is an intelligent mind at work.”

Sounds like Jebus crap to us.

This is the guy who yesterday was telling the Australian Teachers Union to “move into the 21st Century” because their politics are so ANTIQUATED.

We’re pretty sure there’ll be a “summit” organised within a matter of hours that will be aimed at “securing the sustainable future” of Australian spiritual fantasy for the entirety of the Christian Afterlife.
Those of us able to read would notice that section 116 of the Australian Constitution reads as follows:

“The Commonwealth shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.”

Sounds pretty much like a Christian, Creationist sentiment to us…

Recent results from the scientific wing of the “2020 summit” have come to light that represent the new direction of Australian scientific theory.

Shown above is a diagram of the Kevincentric Universe model. This is where all of the planets in the Solar System orbit around a divinely appointed creationist at the centre.