Xenophobia & the Balance of Power in the senate...

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If you are afraid of Christopher Pyne, then you’re a homophobe.

Kevin Rudd aims to bring the nation into the 21st century... With prehistoric creationst fairy-tales...

Today on a Brisbane radio station, our country’s divinely appointed leader was asked to give his argument in favour of the existence of God.

The Prime Minister, as we have seen demonstrated many times, is a rather devout Christian who isn’t afraid to be seen kneeling in front of an altar or two. He gave the following response:

“As you know I’m a believer and I’ve never pretended not to be and I respect those who have no religious belief – it’s a free country…
For me, it’s ultimately the order of the cosmos or what I describe as the creation.
You can’t simply have, in my own judgment, creation simply being a random event because it is so inherently ordered, and the fact that the natural environment is being ordered where it can properly coexist over time.
If you were simply reducing that to mathematically probabilities I’ve got to say it probably wouldn’t have happened.
So I think there is an intelligent mind at work.”

Sounds like Jebus crap to us.

This is the guy who yesterday was telling the Australian Teachers Union to “move into the 21st Century” because their politics are so ANTIQUATED.

We’re pretty sure there’ll be a “summit” organised within a matter of hours that will be aimed at “securing the sustainable future” of Australian spiritual fantasy for the entirety of the Christian Afterlife.
Those of us able to read would notice that section 116 of the Australian Constitution reads as follows:

“The Commonwealth shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing any religious observance, or for prohibiting the free exercise of any religion, and no religious test shall be required as a qualification for any office or public trust under the Commonwealth.”

Sounds pretty much like a Christian, Creationist sentiment to us…

Recent results from the scientific wing of the “2020 summit” have come to light that represent the new direction of Australian scientific theory.

Shown above is a diagram of the Kevincentric Universe model. This is where all of the planets in the Solar System orbit around a divinely appointed creationist at the centre.