Sydney single-mother abandons her child but keeps collecting benefits...

The Australian Government’s “baby bonus” has been controversial from the very get-go.

Flawlessly researched shows like Today/Tonight and A Current Affair have consistently demonstrated that if you have a baby out of wedlock, you are a complete bludger, praying on the hard-earned tax dollars of the honest Aussie Battler.

This week at Pittwater in Sydney’s north, this heart-breaking cycle has repeated itself once again with a teenage humpback whale abandoning her defenceless calf after receiving her baby bonus.

Undoubtedly, the money will be used for buying a plasma TV or heroin, which just goes to show that Anna Coren and Tracey Grimshaw are always right and we are all just stupid not take their word as PURE FACT… like the bible.

Another bludging mum buys a plasma TV with the baby bonus...

While we don’t have any proof, it seems pretty clear to us here at MIKETRON that this teenage mother most likely threw her child overboard into Pittwater before abandoning it. She’s probably a queue-jumping asylum-seeker as well…