Our Nicole has always had a widescreen forehead... Even when everyone else's was just standard 3 x 4 letterbox...

People say that she’s not a natural widescreen and that she was born in standard 4 by 3 letterbox format…

But Australia knows that she would never lie to us (or sue anybody) and that her forehead is naturally 16 by 9 widescreen format, not to mention BEAUTIFUL.

By the way she OURS and you can’t have her.

Unless you pay money.

Tags: Baz Luhrmann's Flatscreen, Beautiful Redhead Princesses, Flatscreen Forehead, Nick-Hole Kidman, Nicole Kidman Forehead, Our Nicole, Ours not Theirs, Talentlessness

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